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Welcome to the Functioning Excessive Drinkers Society (FEDS).

Functioning Excessive Drinkers Society (FEDS) is an organization dedicated to the enjoyment of drinking, sometimes excessively.  FEDS are people who enjoy drinking excessively on occasion and are willing to suffer the consequences, that is, a hangover!  FEDs do this while continuing to live their everyday lives.  They do not let a little excessive drinking interfere with or take over their lives.  FEDs lie somewhere between teetotalers and those who should (or do) belong to AA.

This website is a place for those of us who consider ourselves a FED to tell our drinking stories, voice our opinions on things such as laws related to drinking, others opinions about excessive drinking, learn what others do when drinking and, one of the most interesting parts of the website, find great music to which to drink and places to participate in excessive drinking!  The potential for the website is unlimited.  It is hoped that you find this site enjoyable and informative. 

Please do not hesitate to contact us if you have any suggestions.

FEDS Inc. does not encourage the excessive consumption of alcohol and driving while intoxicated will result in expulsion from FEDS!

You're a FED if

  • You do most of your drinking in a bar or with friends.
  • You drink alone occasionally
  • You drink the "better" stuff
  • You know when enough is enough
  • You NEVER drink and drive
  • You're a happy drunk

You're not a FED if

  • You can't afford to drink in a bar
  • You wake up in the morning and wonder how you drove home
  • You drink when you shouldn't such a before driving or going to work
  • You hide alcohol from your friends and relatives
  • Your drinking causes problems for yourself or others
  • You get violent when you drink

 

Join FEDS and add your own ideas to this list in our forum!

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